Why are aliens such bad drivers?

Question

Always crashing their spaceships

Adullah M · Answer

Because they do not have license to drive.

? · Answer

People who claimed to have seen aliens described them as cookie cutter quality about them.....they could be machines controlled by someone else.

roberto · Answer

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ReductioAdAstronomicus · Answer

Very convenient for works of fiction, or to impress the gullible

Bulldog redux · Answer

Lack of parental discipline.

Herve · Answer

'Always' -  a handful of unsubstantiated claims over decades.

quantumclaustrophobe · Answer

Oh, c'mon...

ONE TIME, they put an inexperienced pilot at the controls - and he crashes... Now, their whole species is labeled as 'bad drivers' for eons...

That judgement of the Roswell crash is just a bit unfair.

nineteenthly · Answer

Blame the autopilot.

Jim · Answer

That's because they're texting and talking on the phone.
It's the same problem throughout the universe!

Anonymous · Answer

One of them crashed his spaceship into me on PCH. And then went back to the angel dust galaxy.