Does good news ever come in a brown envelope?

Question

Update:

@ CT - Was iut good for your circulation?

@ Pronk - It was worth a punt

@ Polly - My credit card is worn out from overuse

@ BK - I would prefer vanilla

@ Pearl - Indeed it does

@ Anon. Yes they do. But you have to be qualified to make them

@ Anon - Some would regard that as good news!

Update 2:

@ FB - Do you come in the mail, too?

@ Jack - He sounded browned off

@ Candy - You wouldn't want to hear it plop onto the mat

Answer 1

Favourite answer

I am not sure but I would prefer to have news in a brown envelope, rather than something brown in a white envelope.

Answer 2

Porn used to come in the mail that way!

Source(s): someone told me O___o~

Answer 3

I hear Trump got his pink slip in a brown envelope! The sender made sure the envelope was the exact same color as ex-president Obama and upon receiving it made the Don's pants turn the same color!

Answer 4

Well, it used to come monthly in a brown paper wrapper.

Answer 5

Good grief news,RR..

Charlie Brown slipped me some good news in a brown envelope; When he wanted someone that’d NOT PULL AWAY THE FOOTBALL at the last second before he kicked it.

Answer 6

My credit card statements always come in a red envelope but I don't open them.

My roommate sarcastically says "You should open them, they might contain good news"

& I say "Yes,good news for Satan"

Answer 7

Yes,good news from Manilla comes in a Manilla brown envelope.

Answer 8

depends on whats in the envelop

Answer 9

I suppose so, it could be a certificate confirming you're qualified. Do they still make brown envelopes? 

Answer 10

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I dunno.

Ive never received a brown envelope. Looks like something an investigator would hold pix of your cheating spouse and their lovers in.