What do I do when someone comes to my house and gets intoxicated on vodka? He throws up on my bed. He won't leave now. ?

Answer 1

If someone drinks in your house that means you're also involved into it with your guest!

Treat your guest as you would want to be treated. 

Answer 2

Honey, when you are ready for guests to leave, you put on a pot of coffee and stop serving alcohol.  If ANYONE came to my house and got THAT drunk, I'd be putting them in an Uber real fast.  

Answer 3

Yeah, 9-1-1 that boy.

Answer 4

Call the police and have him removed.

Answer 5

YOU wake up and realize that you are dreaming and being a troll. 

Answer 6

You call for the police or ambulance to come get him.

Answer 7

If he is behaving then let him sleep it off.If he is not behaving and is threatening or something along those lines then call the police.

Answer 8

Drag hisass outside and let him freeze or sober up and leave or pour a gallon of iced-water over his head then smack his knees with a bat or big spoon and tell him to go or the cops will be called.

Answer 9

ask the police to get him out

Answer 10

Call the cops. Get him out. Lock the door.