I am a greek gay man. My problem is that all greek men, I mean ALL of them, are extremely good-looking, and I am the only ugly greek man.?

Question

How can I deal with this fact?

Answer 1

I take it that this is YOU, then? Otherwise, we may have found another one and I'm guessing there might be a few more. 

Answer 2

That should make you quite a celebrity, I would think.  Unless it's not true, of course...