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RR
Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 3 months ago

Is an old mathematician past his prime?

Update:

@ David - And isn't square

@ BK - The ointment should help

@ CT - that's a prime example of a good answer

@ Pronk - That may be an unknown quantity

Update 2:

@ LB - His days are numbered.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 months ago
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    I keep telling a retired algebra teacher,

    β€œY be lonely?Look for a new wife..Your

    Β X aint comen’ back!”

  • 3 months ago

    The Count has BEEN around a LONG LONG time....... But the ONE thing YOU can't "COUNT" on from HIM is a HIGH FIVE due to his PUPPET hands.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • David
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Not if he can get to the root of the problem.

  • 3 months ago

    Yes,I'm afraid he has a square root,poor thing.

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  • 3 months ago

    Uh oh, 67th birthday coming up?

    Now they come fast and furious; 71, 73, 79, 83. 89...

    I think he's just reaching his prime, but he may be losing his powers.

    Source(s): 81 is probably his last one.
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