Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If you arrived at fancy restaurant and got asked if you minded waiting, would you be surprised when they told you to take drinks to table 9?


@ Candy - I hope it was still hot!

@ Jack - And I';d like it back, please!

@ LBM - He poured it in my lap and I said "What's this soup doing in my fly?"

@ CT - That's music to my ears

@ Anon - that sounds like Tommy Cooper!

@ OB - Did you keep the job?

@ Pronk - |I'm glad to see my wife took my advice about getting her clothes wet when washing the car.

@ Vega - I'm all embarrassed now!

@ BK - And ended up as the manager

Update 2:

@ Ottoman - True

@ F - Maybe he did work there but it was his last day...

11 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    I noticed a man really enjoying his meal so I asked the waiter ''can I have what he is eating?''   The waiter then went and lifted the man's plate and put it in front of me remarking ''sorry he has eaten all the meat'' 

    Source(s): The old ones are the best.
  • 1 month ago

    I'll be surprised if they even have their doors open for business. 

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I was in Pizza Hut once and asked a guy for another drink. He rudely replied “ I don’t f@cking work here!”

    I assumed he did because he was wearing a black polo shirt as did the Pizza hut  staff.

    He wasn’t facing me so I didn’t see the lack of logo on his shirt.

  • 2 months ago

    It all depends on whether or not the party at table 9 were good tippers! If so, I could take drinks to table 9 all night or until table 9 went silent. I never give up a chance to make an easy buck!    I was standing in the lobby all dressed up waiting for a table when a well dressed gentleman walked up and handed me his coat and a 10 spot. The 10 dollars didn't last long, but the coat still fits perfect!........BAM!

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes I would, I once said to a waiter, there is a fly in my soup and he said, don't worry it won't drink much LOL.

    Pronk, How can I put this, WOW hot or what.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    I thought he said take drinks to #9 and replied "Turn me on, dead man"

    Obviously he was too young, because he threw me out.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Maître d' at fancy restaurant - "Do you have reservations?"

    Patron - "Yes I do, but we came here anyway."

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes,& 5 hours later they told me

    to wash dishes,RR..

    Of which then I informed them that my

    dishwasher wuz out by my car.🧐

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  • 2 months ago

    I'm sorry but that was the funniest question of the week bar-none .

    It deserves an award for question of the year 

  • 2 months ago

    No,when that happened,I ended up working there for 2 years.

    Source(s): Hey,LBM....''Waiter,what is this fly doing in my soup?...''I think it's the backstroke.''
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