If you arrived at fancy restaurant and got asked if you minded waiting, would you be surprised when they told you to take drinks to table 9?
@ Candy - I hope it was still hot!
@ Jack - And I';d like it back, please!
@ LBM - He poured it in my lap and I said "What's this soup doing in my fly?"
@ CT - That's music to my ears
@ Anon - that sounds like Tommy Cooper!
@ OB - Did you keep the job?
@ Pronk - |I'm glad to see my wife took my advice about getting her clothes wet when washing the car.
@ Vega - I'm all embarrassed now!
@ BK - And ended up as the manager
@ Ottoman - True
@ F - Maybe he did work there but it was his last day...
- Candy Floss 웃❤유Lv 71 month agoFavourite answer
I noticed a man really enjoying his meal so I asked the waiter ''can I have what he is eating?'' The waiter then went and lifted the man's plate and put it in front of me remarking ''sorry he has eaten all the meat''Source(s): The old ones are the best.
- OttomanLv 61 month ago
I'll be surprised if they even have their doors open for business.
- 1 month ago
I was in Pizza Hut once and asked a guy for another drink. He rudely replied “ I don’t f@cking work here!”
I assumed he did because he was wearing a black polo shirt as did the Pizza hut staff.
He wasn’t facing me so I didn’t see the lack of logo on his shirt.
- JackolanternLv 72 months ago
It all depends on whether or not the party at table 9 were good tippers! If so, I could take drinks to table 9 all night or until table 9 went silent. I never give up a chance to make an easy buck! I was standing in the lobby all dressed up waiting for a table when a well dressed gentleman walked up and handed me his coat and a 10 spot. The 10 dollars didn't last long, but the coat still fits perfect!........BAM!
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- 2 months ago
Yes I would, I once said to a waiter, there is a fly in my soup and he said, don't worry it won't drink much LOL.
Pronk, How can I put this, WOW hot or what.
- ?Lv 62 months ago
I thought he said take drinks to #9 and replied "Turn me on, dead man"
Obviously he was too young, because he threw me out.
- Anonymous2 months ago
Maître d' at fancy restaurant - "Do you have reservations?"
Patron - "Yes I do, but we came here anyway."
- PronkLv 72 months ago
Yes,& 5 hours later they told me
to wash dishes,RR..
Of which then I informed them that my
dishwasher wuz out by my car.🧐
- 2 months ago
I'm sorry but that was the funniest question of the week bar-none .
It deserves an award for question of the year
- Big KahunaLv 72 months ago
No,when that happened,I ended up working there for 2 years.Source(s): Hey,LBM....''Waiter,what is this fly doing in my soup?...''I think it's the backstroke.''