How many men are capable of growing a beard the size of mine?

Question

Answer 1

I'm sure there are a lot hun.

Answer 2

Too bad you'd probably be cute if you got rid of that crap

Answer 3

probably lots of them

Answer 4

probably lots of them

Answer 5

You could star in a movie about Kris Kringle when he was young and hot: the torrid and tragic journey of a glorious superhero found passionate love, who loses his beloved children, and who we all know ultimately ends up going into reclusion at the North Pole, except one night a year when he uses his superpowers to do one great, fantastic thing for the world's children, yet even then he doesn't really ever come out of hiding.

Answer 6

Santa Claus has got you beat.