funny reasons why women don't need equal pay?

Im writing a satiric/sarcastic speech on why women dont need equal pay, so please let me know any funny arguments/quotes I can use

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  • Zirp
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Women live longer on average than men, so they need to pay more for their pension-plan as they will need a pension for longer

  • 2 months ago

    I suppose you could say something like "women eat less because they're smaller" but I don't recommend sarcasm for an issue like this. A lot of people don't have the mental capacity to recognize sarcasm or satire. Remember, about half of Americans voted for Trump in the last two presidential elections.

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