If you swallowed a dictionary, would you get thesaurus throat you have ever had?

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Update:

@ Weasel - Filling in for carol could be a feather in your cap

@ Polly - He was looking for the dirty words

@ Pronk - Try-Sara-tops and Bikini Bottom

@ Adullah - It could be worse...

@ BK - An eye-watering thought

@ Vega - They might spell disaster

Update 2:

@ LB - Like too many eggs

@ CT Who said Roger the cabin boy?

Answer 1

Favourite answer

Try-Sara-tops,RR..

My thesaurus throat started spouting off new words,phrases,& meanings; Which attracted a herd of synonymphomaniacs.

Answer 2

They BIND me UP terribly......😂😂😂😂

Answer 3

Roget that.  

Answer 4

Yes.   (that was easy.)

still filling in for Carol, and no point in competing against Pronks pictures! 

Answer 5

I had an appointment with my proctologist the day after I swallowed a dictionary & he was taking so long fiddling around in there that I felt the need to ask him "Is there a problem" & he said no "It's just a play on words"

Answer 6

If I were happened to do that, those students and learned men, would run after me for the meaning and spelling of all the words from A to Z.Then I would get swollen throat .

Answer 7

Yes,but if you put it in the other end,it would be a peg-a-saur.

Answer 8

Words cannot not describe the amount of vocabulary I'd have to poop out