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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

Is getting bitten by a vampire a pain in the neck?


@ Polly - They might get a bit overwhelmed when they see a giraffe

@ CT - They are too vein

@ BK - Do they drive taxis, too?

@ Weasel - Try reposting it. I'll answer it again

@ Pronk - Ha! Romania was great. Transylvania is like Austria but cheaper!

@ Michael - If you want me to suck out the venom, I'm afrais you are going to die...

@ . I bet you are fun at parties!

Update 2:

@ Vega - After a while, it grewsome more

@ Adullah - I think you are dead right

@ Patrick - Not a wet dream?

10 Answers

  • 3 months ago
    Favourite answer

    I was chased all over the house by a curvaceous blond female vampire in my pajamas one night....

    Though I'm not sure why she was wearing my pajamas.... 

    It was very interesting....

    She wasn't wearing the top....

    It did hurt A LOT, though....

    I banged my foot on the nightstand whislt grabbing for my handcuffs and a whip....

    When I woke up, Karyn was giving me a Transylvanian hickey.... 

    Singular dream....

  • 3 months ago

    Grewsom work even if it is just to get fed 

  • 3 months ago

    If being bitten directly on the throat then there would be no pain.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    It depends what you're into.

    Some people like neck romancy

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  • 3 months ago

    Yes, artery not do something to fix that?.

  • 3 months ago

    Yes,those bloodsuckers are as bad as the IRS.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    No, but having your every question and answer deleted sure is. 

    They got my question about Carol playing Hide and Seek. 

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Tran-sell-vein-Ya Honey do list,RR..

    They'll bottle your blood,sell it,& use it for chores,ends & odds;

    For patching leaky coffins,they say it's the neck-tar of the GODS. 

    comment-My teenage boy just became engaged..I was talking to him

    about his honeymoon,,& I was thinking about where you went for yours! har

  • 3 months ago

    Unless they bite you on the inner thigh or over the knee cap.

    See what I'm saying here? They don't see very well

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    If there such a thing as a vampire, it would depend how deep the bite would be.

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