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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

If you opened your electricity bill and water bill at the same time, would you be shocked?


@ Marty - Yes. However, you answered so quickly, I hadn't managed to move it in time.

Update 2:

@ CT - I oipen it and say, "Shlt!"

@ BK - But you are well connected

@ Pronk - Ah! She wanted you warm the water for you!

@ UB - Don't light a match

@ Weasel - It's soggy after you start weeping at the size of it

@ DCCC - Good for you

@ Michael - Fancy carrying around a Wookiee on your head

Update 3:

@ Mama - And in UK, we now have to face the winter.

Update 4:

@ Jack - It's best to let other people open bills. Preferably their own!

@ Adullah - Some people like rubber a lot

@ Elizabeth - You aren't??? Oh. It must be just me.

13 Answers

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 months ago
    Favourite answer

    It can be a real turn off,RR..

    Shutting off the electricity really raised my wife’s wrath;

    She had just tossed the plugged in toaster into my bath.😩

  • 3 months ago

    Good one, RR. That's why I turn mine over to my wife. Come to think of it, Her hair has looked a little frazzled at the end of the month.

  • 3 months ago

    That is why, before opening the two bills at the same time, I would stand on the dry ground with the rubber shoes on and not allow any one to touch on me to prevent shock.

  • 3 months ago

    I don't understand.

    I'm not a two-headed X-men duck ...

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  • 3 months ago

    No,I am  grounded and then,floored.

  • 3 months ago

    Nothing worse than soggy mail. 

  • 3 months ago

    No. I use solar for electricity and a well for water. 

  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Depends on how much I would have to pay.

  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Shouldn't this be in the jokes category? 

  • 3 months ago

    My water bill is predictable, but my electric bill can vary.   Usually I know when I am running it up.   So I am expecting the big electric bill, when I had to run the fans etc. a lot more than usual.

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