Is Dr Pepper a fizzician?

Question

Update:

@ Do you feel a bit flat now?

@ Elizabeth - But that finally bombed

@ Mm - Now all my illusions are shattered

@ LB - I think he wants to kiss and make up.

Update 2:

@ Weasel - I hope he doesn't use a can opener

Answer 1

Favourite answer

Yes, I hear he became a proctologist and now only works on your can- 

Answer 2

AllI know it I left my glass on the table over night, and it lost its fizzical fitness.

Answer 3

He's a theoretical fizzicist ... worked on the Manhattan Project ...

Answer 4

All I know is he's not a real doctor neither is Mountain Dew a real mountain 

Answer 5

Very POSSIBLE...... Gene USED to be an OTOLARYNGOLOGIST.......😂😂😂😂

Answer 6

He's a sexual predator that soda-mises patients.