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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesHistory · 1 month ago

In the stone age, what were some of the most common names used by Neanderthals?

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  • 1 month ago

    Smith, Jones, Johnson and Schickelgruber.

  • F
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Brian , Trevor , and Ug.

  • garry
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    ugg and ooohh .

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Donald, Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr., Rudy, Kellyanne, Big Bill, etc. They had clans back then. That was the “Trump” clan, one of the most feared of them all. They came from the swamp region. All the other clans made scary masks that they would put on when they went to war  against each other.  The Trump clan was so feared that they refused to wear masks. They didn’t have to. One look at their grotesque  faces and the other clans would panic. 

    The leader “Donald” was particularly terrifying looking...he was big and heavy with tiny but menacing-looking hands that would always be gesticulating wildly in the air as he opened his mouth wide and let out his strident and deafening war cries...and he had such terrifying looking hair and orange-colored skin that many of the other Neanderthal clans would just run away when they saw him coming. 

     He was also very clever. He never did any of the fighting himself...he just got other members of the clan all riled up to do the fighting for him and he would sit on a boulder and watch as he munched on a wooly mammoth burger...

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  • Ann
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Bob, Jane, Sally...

  • 1 month ago

    Fred and Barney.

  • 1 month ago

    Your timelines are mixed up.

  • 1 month ago

    Grunk, Grog, Barf, and Trump

  • Phil
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    Fred, Barney, Wilma, Betty, Bam Bam and Pebbles.

  • Rick
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Bill and George .........................................

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