Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 months ago

If you told everybody each day that you were going for a jog - then didn't go, would it be a running joke?


@ Mrs H - I used to jog in the morning. I hated seeing another jogger. I had to run faster and pretend it was easy. I would be gasping when they disappeared around the corner. I expect they were doing the same thing!

@ Candy - At least you could do the trots. Be gentle with Pronk...

@ Pronk - Did you dance the quickstep, too? I expect you are in no hurry to get out of this question!

@ LWD - It's even worse if you run in front of it. You get run down!

Update 2:

@ BK - The mirrors fell off my car. I've never looked back since.

@ UB - That's the painful truth.

@ Weasel - Well - you are a bit of a comedian.

@ LB - He seems to be on the right track

@ CT - They would shout "Quack quack!" and you would reply, "I'm going as quack as I can."

Update 3:

@ Sean - I bet the kids never bring you back any change!

10 Answers

  • Sean
    Lv 4
    3 months ago
    Favourite answer

    I only jog (and very fast mind you) when the police are after me or when the kids want mall money

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    More so if I actually went. Of course the only running would be the car hidden around the corner 

  • Candy
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Everybody got back at me,Mr.RR..

    When they laced my donuts with Exlax,

    & GAVE ME THE RUNS. xx

    comment-So Pronkie,,how do you like being



  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    I can't remember,RR..

    Can you help jog my memory?

    comment-Hello everybody! Very funny answers! I'm here in my 

    favorite position;On top of Dovie! Just joking..I joke..I'm a joker.

    Hi Dovie--We all luv Ya here!

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    3 months ago

    It would be a running joke RR.  I go running but never behind a car as I might get exhausted.I

    Hi Candy and Pronkie, miss you xx

  • 3 months ago

    Yes,and if you run around a track backwards,it would be time laps.

  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Open sores run in MY family. 

  • 3 months ago

    If I told anyone I was going jogging, they would fall down laughing. 

  • 3 months ago

    Just NEVER run in the WRONG direction!!!........😂😂😂😂

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  • 3 months ago

    Or if I told them I was going racewalking, and then ducked out.

    RR; I know. I've seen oats that are quacker.

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