Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If you get swine flu, can you be cured?


@ CT -  that's all Greek to me

@ Pronk - Can you charge them with a salt?

@ Ludwig - Your house could turn into a pig sty

@ Polly - You would have to toe the line

@ BK - Birmingham or Gotham?

@ Elizabeth - 500 CC's - Is id Spanish maple syrup?

@ William - And everybody, except vegetarians, is grateful


Update 2:

@ Weasel - I'm pleased you didn't come up with an unsavoury answer

Update 3:

@ LB - She's a tasty piece of crackling

10 Answers

  • 2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    No, but you DO get to stay home from work and pig out. 

  • 2 months ago

    Petunia PIG "CURED" Porky PIGS blues......😂😂😂😂

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  • 2 months ago

    People might RIB you forever about it .

  • 2 months ago

    Odysseus thought so, but Circe thought not.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    If you don't have good insurance..

    Doctors may hang you out to dry.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Carol says the best cure is slathering some oinkment in-between your trotters 

  • 2 months ago

    No,I will still be a ham.

  • 2 months ago

    500 cc of maple syrup, STAT. 

  • 2 months ago

    Yes.  I know for a fact that they've cured bacon.  ; ' )

  • Brutus
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    I had it in 2009. That was a sickness, but we didn’t close down like we did for the phony Covid 

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