How to make friends with a guard dog that wants to kill me?
She doesn't understand
What psychological measures can I take?
Does whelping help?
Or should I be strong instead?
Perhaps if I learn some of her command words?
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- 4 weeks ago
• "How to make friends with a guard dog that wants to kill me?"
There is only ONE sensible way. It takes 4 stages, each stage probably taking a month before you are safe to move to the next stage. I'll emphasise the 🙏🏼PROBABLY🙏🏼 - we don't know this pooch!
#1 Make friends with the owner. Discuss treats and actions (pats, rubs, strokes - each in a different specific area) the dog enjoys.
#2: Have the owner decide when to "introduce you" to the dog. OBEY the owner's instructions. For instance, food should be held in an open-cupped hand BELOW the dog's chin height, so that it doesn't need to get your fingers out of the way. A real guard-dog can CERTAINLY get your fingers out of the way - permanently, unless you know a superb hand-surgeon.
#3: About 4 times a week walk past the dog's fence saying hello to it then - once it recognises your voice - toss one small approved-by-the-owner taste-treat and walk away. A pea-sized bit of hard cheese is cheap & convenient. But the owner had BETTER know his dog's likes & dislikes.
#4: When the owner considers it safe, repeat step 3 before attempting to enter the property. If in doubt on any occasion, DON'T enter. If you enter, have at least 2 more tiny taste-treats in your spare hand.
• "Does whelping help?"
NO WAY! A nursing bìtch will be VERY SERIOUS about protecting its pups.
Your other updates aren't worth considering.
Kreaky Kiwi - first pup in 1950, GSD trainer & breeder as of Easter 1968
- 4 weeks ago
Befriend it by feeding it treats every day.
- E. H. AmosLv 74 weeks ago
You don't!! [Please buy some brain cells!]
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- RichardLv 64 weeks ago
poisoned meat with some antifreeze to drink...
- bluebonnetgrannyLv 74 weeks ago
If it is a professional trained Guard dog, you won't be able to make friends due to its training. If it is just an aggressive dog in someones yard, you best be careful. A professional trained Guard Dog with bite & hang on but an aggressive dog with no training will bite & bite & bite.
- VeschengroLv 64 weeks ago
I wouldnt even try kid..... Why do you think its a guard dog to begin with ?
- 4 weeks ago
Use a dog whistle. Dogs are frightened of the noise it makes. It won't make it your friend, but it will make it respect you.
- GoergeLv 74 weeks ago
You don't which is why it's a guard dog. But what if I give it some food!? With out knowing what allergies it may have? What if, Is it your dog? Ummmm, Then leave it alone or enjoy your mauling. Idiots...
An idiot's "commands" are empty words to an animal. They are not your pets and are obviously smarter than you are. You prove you're an idiot that deserves to be mauled should your trolling fantasy come true. Your parents will die tomorrow.
- JojoLv 74 weeks ago
Why would you even want to do that?
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