RR
Lv 5

What exactly was wrong with cured ham?

Update:

@ HH - It was a leopard?

@ Polly - It could be made into bangers

@ BK - maybe it would be nice in some puff pastry.

Update 2:

@ Mrs H - But it could be quite a boar

@ Weasel - It had an infectious smile!

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    It had a hang over from going hog wild 

  • 1 month ago

    It recovered from Covid -19. 

    The pig was on a ventilator for months! 

  • 1 month ago

    It had leprosy.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    It didn't spend enough time in Quran-tine,so it got sent to Halal.

    EdIT RR.Your questions & updates are the bomb

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  • 1 month ago

    It smoked too much,I betcha.

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