What exactly was wrong with cured ham?
@ HH - It was a leopard?
@ Polly - It could be made into bangers
@ BK - maybe it would be nice in some puff pastry.
@ Mrs H - But it could be quite a boar
@ Weasel - It had an infectious smile!
- Mrs HLv 71 month agoFavourite answer
It had a hang over from going hog wild
- Weasel McWeaselLv 71 month ago
It recovered from Covid -19.
The pig was on a ventilator for months!
- Holo HoloLv 71 month ago
It had leprosy.
- pollyLv 71 month ago
It didn't spend enough time in Quran-tine,so it got sent to Halal.
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- Big KahunaLv 71 month ago
It smoked too much,I betcha.