If Trump bought an NFL Football team what would he name it ?

Answer 1

 Like everything else he owns, he'd name it after himself. Imagine - the  New England Trumps, the Tennessee Trumps, or the San Francisco Trump-ers. Maybe not the last one.

Personally,I think "The Oranges" would be good if he bought Miami. "Miami Oranges" actually works. Or "The Tiny Hands" - "Atlanta Tiny Hands" 

Answer 2

He doesn't have the money, the NFL would never approve him (they like his tax cut but they do not want him as a business partner), and he would never pass their stringent financial investigations that they do.

Answer 3

Lilliputian Football Team   

Answer 4

Tump-pets and the Slogan will be "The Kidney has a very special place in the Heart" :P

Answer 5

The Cleveland Clowns.

Answer 6

    TRUMP  MAGAS

Answer 7

Considering his grudge against the NFL because they won't LET him buy a team, and because they didn't absorb his USFL team this question is really a moot point. However we know he would name them the Greatest Team ever that will always win.

Answer 8

The New Jersey Generals.  That's what his actual USFL team that he owned was called.

Answer 9

Pipe Dream.  If he could have bought an NFL team, he would have.  They didn't let him.

Answer 10

 The Soon to be bankrupts