If I see a drummer play terrible in a band I will sneak up on stage and throw a pie in his face. Is this acceptable behavior?

Answer 1

Absolutely!  The drummer is the second most important musician on stage behind the lead guitarist. He drives the beat. If he sucks he'll ruin every song. 

Answer 2

Of course not. At all.

Answer 3

If you do that, it's going to be a lot of fun for all of us to watch you get thrown out of the club or concert by 2 or 3 burly bouncers

Answer 4

Try that with Steve Moore - he'd likely catch it, juggle it then throw it back in your face.

(Without missing a beat).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2znLzAcTiQ

Answer 5

Only if I'm going to see Eugene Lynch and Friends in concert.

Answer 6

I had some drunk girl pour a beer on my drummer once. A pie shows a level of premeditation that is rare for these types of things. Unless you are a pie salesman or otherwise have a surplus of pies on hand.

Answer 7

Absolutely, it is acceptable. And the harder you hit a person's face and the more damage you do, the better. Use glass pie plates and pie weights. Surely, you will not be charged with assault and battery and have a record for the rest of your life.

Answer 8

I'm just wondering where you get the  pies, and what kind of pies you would use.  

Answer 9

Speaking as a drummer, I’d say yes that is appropriate. 

Answer 10

Lol I totally dare you🤣