Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 months ago

In a nutshell, can you explain why nuts aren't always what they are cracked up to be?

11 Answers

  • martin
    Lv 5
    6 months ago
    Favourite answer

    Cause sometimes they are attached to big hairy animals an you could bite off more than you chew 

  • 6 months ago

    Sometimes they don't 'meat' the requirements. But they have a good way of hiding it.

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Cause a lot of times they are mixed up 

  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 months ago

    Nuts ARE cracked, and most get salted away in padded rooms, sitting for days in front of the TV, knowing THEY"RE all out to get them.

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  • 6 months ago

    No,I can't explain anything in a nutshell.I can't get in there.

  • Candy
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    In a NUTS’HELL,Mr.RR..

    So,when the bus of Brazilian nuts ran over my foot,I crackatoa,or 2..Then I screamed so loud that their nuts shriveled up in their shells.

    (Shriveled nuts are definitely NOT what they are cracked up to be.🤗)

  • 6 months ago

    Because squirrels hide them.

  • 6 months ago

    I bought a bag of nuts only cost me peanuts. 

  • 6 months ago

    I know *igger toes ain't!

  • MJT209
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    Almond, sings like a Gay, Mark my words,

    Peanuts, don't taste like peas and are not even green,

    Pecan, Spying on things it shouldn't,

    Cashew...Bless you, always have a cold,

    Chestnuts, are often false implants,

    Walnuts, taste like cement,

    Hazel nuts, well we all knew she was...

    Stainless steel nuts, you can't even eat that one It's a tooth breaker RR.

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