Jokes & Riddles: How old is the average bald eagle when it loses its hair?

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  • 1 month ago
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    It doesn't lose it's hair because all bald eagles are above average if not above Lincoln's nose on Mt.Rushmore.

  • 1 month ago

    Actually, the name bald came from Sweden where the word 'bald' means 'blonde'. The eagles have bald heads meaning 'blonde'.

  • 1 month ago

    Not sure how old McNabb was here.........but I bet he sure lost some hair over this play ! 

    Sehorn's Miraculous Inception against the Eagles! Divsion Playoff game 2001. 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nde0JNDvRBM

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  • 1 month ago

    I'd imagine Philadelphia Eagles fans of all ages have torn out their hair at this point ...

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  • 1 month ago

    4 months old because my grandma said so. 

  • 1 month ago

    There were NO bald EAGLES in the 70's.......😂😂😂😂

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  • RR
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    1 month ago

    There are old eagles and bold eagles but there are no old bold eagles...

  • 1 month ago

    The eagle would have to be dead in order to lose its hair, which does not exist because eagles possess feathers, if that is the punchline you were aiming for, in which case you are very predictable. Bald eagles typically die at about 30 years old in the wild, so it would typically have to be alive for 30 years assuming it dies naturally. To advance the process, you can kill the eagle yourself, but if you are in America you will go to jail for murder, treason, and battery without salt.

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