? asked in Pregnancy & ParentingPregnancy · 1 month ago

How do i tell my family i got 2 of my cousins pregnant?

3 Answers

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Tell them at the next Redneck BBQ and Orgy.

  • 1 month ago

    how do even do that. the only possible explanation is that you have the reddest neck ever. i might have to give you a circumcision  by kicking your sister in the jaw.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Good luck with that, Skippy.  Guessing you don't have a very high IQ. If this is at all true, expect to get your a$$ kicked.  Hopefully you weren't seriously this stupid and for your sake they weren't underaged jailbait.  Those things can get you killed where I live.  

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