Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthOther - Health · 1 month ago

My poor is to huge and hurts too much?

Get ready for a poop story because this one is a banger. It's the unholiest of craps. My poor anus. I'm not sure whether to go to the doctor or or give myself a medal. I sat there for an hour sweating and moaning before finally deciding to use my fingers to go digging. I cleared the first 6 inches piece by piece but after the hour long heave fest my intestines so swollen and bloody I can't bring myself to push anymore out. I tried but I've never had a **** this massive. It's bigger than anything I've ever dealt with who knows how much more there is of this thing. I'm afraid this is going to be the death of me. I'm now holding it in laying face down on my bed hoping to god that my body will do something or fix itself again. Magnesium sitrate? Will a laxative soften a poop stuck on its way out!? This is serious and not a joke! Someone help 

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I'm reporting you for not asking a question.

    • Chloe1 month agoReport

      I asked two questions jackass 

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