Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw & Ethics · 1 month ago

Am I going to be fired?

My boss and I have always had a close relationship at work so on Monday he gave me $1400 to deposit at the bank. But when I stepped out the front door the wind blew the envelope out of my hands, so I jumped and got ahold of it. What I didn't expect was the sudden torso movements triggering my latent bowel disease, which caused me to shat all over the sidewalk and bike rack. My bosses bike is ruined and its obviously me because there's a trail leading to the bank. 

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  • 1 month ago

    Not only fired but charged with vandalism and destruction of property.  5-10 years in jail for sure.

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  • 1 month ago

    Just when we all thought the diarrhea troll had shat their last...

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  • 1 month ago

    You are a PATHETIC TROLL. What your describe CAN'T happen.

    Troll tip: When you throw everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink into your fiction. It isn't believable.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    That never happened because you never had a job.

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  • 1 month ago

    Don't do drugs.... 

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