Am I going to be fired?
My boss and I have always had a close relationship at work so on Monday he gave me $1400 to deposit at the bank. But when I stepped out the front door the wind blew the envelope out of my hands, so I jumped and got ahold of it. What I didn't expect was the sudden torso movements triggering my latent bowel disease, which caused me to shat all over the sidewalk and bike rack. My bosses bike is ruined and its obviously me because there's a trail leading to the bank.
- JeffreyLv 71 month ago
Not only fired but charged with vandalism and destruction of property. 5-10 years in jail for sure.
- curtisports2Lv 71 month ago
Just when we all thought the diarrhea troll had shat their last...
- STEVEN FLv 71 month ago
You are a PATHETIC TROLL. What your describe CAN'T happen.
Troll tip: When you throw everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink into your fiction. It isn't believable.
- Anonymous1 month ago
That never happened because you never had a job.
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- scott bLv 71 month ago
Don't do drugs....