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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If you hold up a shell, do you hear the sea, or police sirens?

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  • 2 months ago
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    I get a busy signal.........or a recording telling me that all the operators are busy, and to call back later. 

    • RR
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      And when you get through, you can't understand them.

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  • 2 months ago

    I answered my SHELL phone at the GAS station and BLEW the PLACE up!...... But it EVENTUALLY came BACK down......😂😂😂😂

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    • RR
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      I hope your Mustang was safe!

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  • 2 months ago

    Depends if you black or white , I just came back from Minnesota!

  • 2 months ago

    If you hold up a shell, you may think you have a 1 in 3 chance of finding the pea.

    But you don't.

    Wanna try again.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      For a pod cast?

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  • 2 months ago

    Only if you have weed in your pocket and you're in a republican state.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Souinds like you haven't cleared out your pockets for a long time.

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  • Pronk
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    2 months ago

    Nymph owes explanation,RR..

    I heard a sea siren telling a cop why she was speeding,but he pulled out an electric eel;Which was rather shell shocking.😫⚡️

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I have never held up a SHELL gas station. LOL

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      You have to be strong...

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  • Kathy
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    2 months ago

    Neither one of them.

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  • 2 months ago

    The sea, I don't think I've heard police sirens before.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      You are well behaved.

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