Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Is a crematory a good place to go,to meet available people with smoking hot bodies?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Yes,and then, we all eat Crema Wheat

    • Big Kahuna
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      2 months agoReport

      Thank you for FA,Mr.Anonymous.

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  • 2 months ago

    It's one of the last places that still allows smoking! And it's a great place to loose weight.

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  • 2 months ago

    I guess ... if you're into being held in a cage, denied food and water, and eventually being released from your confinement on a picturesque beach.

    Kinky ...

    • Big Kahuna
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      2 months agoReport

      I hate it when that happens.

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  • polly
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    2 months ago

    Yes,it puts the romance into pyromancey 

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  • 2 months ago

    I don't think they let you take the "smoking hot bodies" home until the urn cools off a bit. Sorry. They don't want anyone to burn their lips.

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  • 2 months ago

    If you're looking for a piece of ash, there's no better place.

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  • 2 months ago

    Usually...... I was UNDECIDED if I SHOULD cremate my MOTHER?...... She's been TRYING to QUIT smoking for YEARS!......😂😂😂😂

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  • 2 months ago

    Just don't make an ash out of yourself. 

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    You can meet a widow on the rebound.

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