What's the best yo mama joke you've heard?
- JimLv 51 month ago
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!
- JackolanternLv 72 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she sets on yo papa's face, he can't hear the stereo!......BAM!
- 2 months ago
Yo Mama’s so short, she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
- Laughing BOYLv 72 months ago
Your MOMMA is SO fat SHE gets her TOENAILS painted at Earl SCHEIBS......😂😂😂😂
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- CelifrogLv 62 months ago
Yo momma so fat her splash attack does damage.
- Anonymous2 months ago
Yo mummy is so haunted, when I went up to her house yesterday mourning and asked her why she's crying, she turned around and yelled, "Boo!"
Yo mummy is so fat, when it sat on a jack o'lantern, it created the Smashing Pumpkins!
(These are "Yo Mummy Jokes", spoof of "Yo Mama Jokes").
- pollyLv 72 months ago
Yo momma so fat when she wore a t-shirt with a H on it helicopters kept trying to land on her
- PronkLv 72 months ago
Yo Mama so ugly..
She makes blind children cry.
- Weasel McWeaselLv 72 months ago
Yo Momma so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's *STILL* printing out.
Yo Momma so fat, when God said "Let there Be LIGHT!" he meant for yo momma to get the hell out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, I took her to the zoo once , and the zookeeper thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is Equator.
You Momma so fat, every time she walks by the TV, I miss the next 3 shows.
Yo Momma so stupid, she stuck 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma so stupid, it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Momma so stupid, someone said it was Chilly outside, and she ran to get a spoon and a bowl .
Yo Momma so stupid, she once stared at a glass of orange juice for 3 hours, because the carton said "Concentrate".Source(s): Come at me Bro..........plenty more where that came from.
- ElizabethLv 72 months ago
Yo mama's so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl ...