What's the best yo mama joke you've heard?

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  • Jim
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!

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  • 2 months ago

    Yo mama is so fat that when she sets on yo papa's face, he can't hear the stereo!......BAM! 

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  • 2 months ago

    Yo Mama’s so short, she tried to climb Mountain Dew! 

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  • 2 months ago

    Your MOMMA is SO fat SHE gets her TOENAILS painted at Earl SCHEIBS......😂😂😂😂

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  • 2 months ago

    Yo momma so fat her splash attack does damage.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Yo mummy is so haunted, when I went up to her house yesterday mourning and asked her why she's crying, she turned around and yelled, "Boo!"

    Yo mummy is so fat, when it sat on a jack o'lantern, it created the Smashing Pumpkins!

    (These are "Yo Mummy Jokes", spoof of "Yo Mama Jokes").

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yo momma so fat when she wore a t-shirt with a H on it helicopters kept trying to land on her

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yo Mama so ugly..

    She makes blind children cry.

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    • 2 months agoReport

      Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow, and Skittles popped out!

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  • 2 months ago

    Yo Momma so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her. 

    Yo Momma so fat,  I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's  *STILL* printing out. 

    Yo Momma so fat,  when God said "Let there Be LIGHT!"   he meant for yo momma to get the hell out of the way. 

    Yo momma so fat,  I took her to the zoo once , and the zookeeper thanked me for bringing her back. 

    Yo Momma so fat,   her belt size is Equator. 

    You Momma so fat,   every time she walks by the TV,  I miss the next 3 shows. 

    Yo Momma so stupid, she stuck 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent. 

    Yo Momma so   stupid,  it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes. 

    Yo Momma so stupid,  someone said it was Chilly outside,  and she ran to get a spoon and a bowl . 

    Yo Momma so stupid, she once stared at a glass of orange juice for 3 hours,  because the carton said  "Concentrate". 

    Source(s): Come at me Bro..........plenty more where that came from.
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  • 2 months ago

    Yo mama's so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl ...

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