RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Do you find still life paintings moving?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Only once. They were left in the movers van by the last person who hired them.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      To find the owner, they are making house to house enquiries.

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes,but not quite as much as the landscape painting of an avalanche.

    • RR
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      maybe they should have a landslide show.

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  • 2 months ago

    Bob ROSS was ALWAYS painting and PUTTING a "HAPPY little TREE" somewhere.......😂😂😂😂

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      Very artful...

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  • 2 months ago

    Wait until the dog sees a cat....

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  • 2 months ago

    Not as fast as Elvis portraits on black velvet.

  • 2 months ago

    Only if they are done in  3-D. 

    • RR
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      Size DD?

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  • Pronk
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    2 months ago

    The stills are moving when the moonshine hits them just right,,or when the

    SHERIFF IS SNOOPING  AROUND.🥺

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  • 2 months ago

    Stillist do.....

    • RR
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      That is still funny.

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  • 2 months ago

    No I don't. I don't like art. I don't look at art.

  • 2 months ago

    I once saw one of those types of paintings move so much it jumped off the wall and attacked me. I got sucked into the painting itself. Luckily for me it was a painting of a computer desktop connected up to the internet, so I was able to get this message out. HELP ME!!!!

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