Do I have the coronavirus?

Question

I was using the bathroom creating a number 2 and I passed out and puked. I have also peed myself twice

Answer 1

No

That's just trolls disease

Answer 2

You should call your doctor and run your symptoms through them. They should tell you if you do or not. If you want, you can check this list I found on Discord,

PROTOCOL A

If u in touch with a guy who was infected to the virus in last to weeks. +2 points

Oral fever more than(or equal) 38.7 degrees or shivering. +3 points

Sore throat or feeling extreme dryness in your throat. +2 points

Dry cough. +2points

General musclar pain. +2 points

runny nose and repeted sneeze. -2 points

Headache. +1 points

nausea and vomiting. +1 points

Diarrhea. +1 points

shortness of breath or respiratory distress. +2 points

Oximeter pulse less than 93%. +2 points

Pain or heaviness in chest. +2points

So if u earned more than 3points thats better to give a PCR test

Source(s): Some Iranian guy in a German Discord server.

Answer 3

Naaaah,it was that liter of vodka you drank yesterday.

Answer 4

Drinking too many Corona beers does not give you Coronavirus. 

BTW, I STOLE THIS ANSWER FROM TUBLET!