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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

When you worship toilet paper, do you bowel down to it?

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  • 2 months ago
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    After I sit on the throne, I give it the royal flush. 

  • 2 months ago

    I always leave my offerings in a bowl at the porcelain   altar .

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  • 2 months ago

    I have a bad back so I can't bowel down to it, I need a stool.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I leave my pew,& 

    fall prostate to it.

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  • 2 months ago

    No..... It's a SH!TTY experience.....😂😂😂😂

    • Pronk
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Way to A PLY yourself..🤣👍

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  • 2 months ago

    I pray I don't get holey toilet paper 

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  • RR
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    No. I tear it off a strip.

    • Pronk
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      That’square,RR..😁👍

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    The last time I boweled down to toilet paper it rubbed God up the wrong way & he kicked up a real stink about it

    • Pronk
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      😇👍

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