Theoretically speaking...?

If I were to weigh Mrs. Claus (not that I am going to) and found that she weighs roughly 240, would I then be legally obligated to kidnap her? That way the 240 extra pounds can be taken off the surface of the north pole?

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    I think it's a wousy idea.

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