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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicHoroscopes · 2 months ago

Are we in the Age of Aquarius or pisces? ?

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Gov't is killing you with high frequency electricity.Theotokos Virgin Mary gave prayers to "Schema-nun Antonia" on how to save aborted babies from hell. If you pray these prayers diligently, aborted babies are released from hell. On each painted nail there are 40 demons. Smoking is censer to the devil.Using foul language calls upon Pagan deities (aka demons); Holy Spirit departs on 7 meters. People who use drugs see demons who cleverly disguise themselves as ghosts and aliens.America will be last country to switch to Euro (antichrist's world currency). Contraceptives = abortion;using contraceptives for 1 year = 5 aborted kids.Miscarriages happen because of high heels; cesarean because of tight pants (second generation cesarean will be infertile).Unbaptized aborted/miscarried/unborn babies burn in hell for until Final Judgement; if pregnant, keep the kid and deliver at home because kids are chipped using IVs and vaccines in hospitals. Dentists and doctors chip patients secretly. Ultrasound leads to mark of the beast; don't do ultrasound, please. Abortion leads to breast cancer; a demon is released from hell for each aborted kid. Dogs can become possessed; don't keep dogs inside your home [Pelageya of Ryazan]. Walmart has technology to administer mark of the beast to those who have cat bacteria in their stomachs; stay away from cats [Athanasius III of Constantinople]. Next false flag is the Statue of Liberty. Above earth there is ice (hemisphere); when rockets go up they bring ice down from upper sky to lower sky; ice stuck in lower sky will fall on us during Apocalypse. Earth is flat; earth stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin; underneath this ice there is a bubble; and then the abyss. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep. Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Apostle John (who wrote the Book of Revelation), Enoch, Elijah, resurrected Seraphim of Sarov, and resurrected Sergius of Radonezh will preach against the antichrist. Humans were created about 7530 years ago. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level; they will get out through sinkholes and lakes; to kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia. Scientists don't see dinosaurs under our level because of radiation. Sinkholes happen because people dig for resources underground and because earth is heating up. Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer. Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)moon 2)inside fake mountain Kailash (Tibet) 3)in lake Baikal in Russia 4)in Atlantis which is underneath double ocean floor of Mariana Trench (Pacific Ocean). There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old [Lavrentiy Chernigovskiy]. He flies super fast; deceived people will say: "Christ is here; Christ is there" when he's flying from one city to the next very fast. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people that he can do mountain moving and resurrection using holograms/hypnosis; fire from the sky is real because of pollution gases in the atmosphere. Antichrist will have food only for 6 months; then he will feed his 666ed people flour from mashed up turtles (Tavrion Batozskiy), but this won't be enough because 666ed people are 10 times as angry and 7 times as hungry as normal people even though 666ed people became shorter (3-4 feet tall = 80 - 120 cm) because nanochips do function of organs (organs diminish) [Nilus Myrrhgusher]. If you have a lot of nanochips in your forearm, then you will not be able to make proper Orthodox sign of the cross (last mercy for you will be to cut your forearm off). Nanochips are sprayed by the gov't using chemtrails; they're also in gov't food and medicine; so, eat food from your own garden. In case garden is destroyed by ice from the sky, have chickens for eggs and goats for milk (Paisios). Lipstick contains cells of aborted fetuses, dog fat, and placenta; human flesh is in McDonalds, Pepsi, toothpaste, antiaging, anticancer, vaccines, perfume, etc.; that's why you should not be using anything that modern society has to offer. You're better off hiding within a 10-12 people group in order to escape Apocalypse. During Apocalypse, Chrtistians will eat dirt from under pussywillowtree as it's filled with tears of Theotokos Virgin Mary; this water will flee if a 666ed person tries to get it. Barcode is Druid black magic curse; QRcode is Mayan curse; when food is scanned, it becomes dead because laser is a substance from demons. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). It doesn't just have to be during this procedure (could be anything you sign up for or anywhere where there is a secret scanner); biometrics (fingerprints, eyes scan) or getting picture for passport are very dangerous because they could mark you secretly. Gabriel Urgebadze said that they do it on index finger when they scan your finger. Basically, try to avoid new documents at all cost. Police will microchip and isotope ray people on highways. Chipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, green mark by isotope rays is given on forehead/wrist. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell. If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you; burn documents because they're from Satan. The Most Holy Trinity gives you a name during baptism; devil gives an antiname during antibaptism (ex. Social Security Number). People who die with these Satanic documents go to concentration camp in hell to await Final Judgement; once the BEAST Computer is burned down, souls will be released for Final Judgement. That's why you should give back documents of your deceased relatives back to the gov't so that the gov't cancels these digital antichristian names given during antibaptism by the beast system; or just burn these documents because gov't could get upset and could send demons to mark you because of this outright act of defiance. Prophecy from half a millennium ago describes Final Judgement like this: Jesus was very upset with people who had little boards (plastic cards) in their hands because they wanted discount from the antichrist. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year [at midnight September 18-19 and similarly on November 20-21; pray at these times on your knees remembering the deceased by names (adding "and relatives by flesh up to Adam") so that they are rescued if they're in hell] (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. It's a big sin to remember the dead with wreaths (because demons put these wreaths on their necks if they're in hell with their hands tied up behind their back while hanging by their hands), meat, alcohol, sweets, and worldly music. Demons print icons of saints in newspapers so that you throw these newspapers in the trash blaspheming these saints. Crosses on soles of shoes and back of pants are blasphemy. Demons make carpets with crosses and put them on sidewalks so that people walk on crosses. Playing cards mock how Jesus suffered on the cross: clubs (cross on which Jesus was crucified), diamonds (four nails Jesus was crucified with), hearts (sponge with vinegar that Jesus was given to drink),spades (spear with which Jesus was pierced).Cremation is devil worship; only blasphemers such as Lenin should be burned; if Lenin is buried, earth will be polluted, and China will attack Russia because of this.After China attacks Russia, Ruski Orthodox Tsar (shown by resurrected Seraphim of Sarov) will come to power in Russia;this Tsar will slay traitors inside church and gov't; as a result, Russia will be the only country not under the antichrist.Ecumenism = 263 heresies;each heresy leads to hell. In 2006 in Moscow (that's why Moscow will sink),representatives from most religions signed a document where it says that all religions worship the same Supreme Being [aka the devil]. Priests who participate in ecumenism will have Pagans walking on their heads in hell. Arkhimandrite Antonin Kapustin left a prophecy that Church of All Russian Saints in Gorny Monastery, Ein Karem, Israel will be blessed by forerunner of antichrist; Patriarch Kirill of Russia and Mark of Berlin blessed this church in 2007. When priests pray for current gov't (instead of praying for future Tsar),Jesus gets up from His throne and turns His back to them. Forgive me.

    Source(s): Women wear headscarves tied at the front to prevent headaches from sky pushing down and to prevent throat cancer. Mega-tsunami for New York will be 400 meters; then engulfed-in-lava Los Angeles will be flooded too; also, asteroid destroys Gulf of Mexico; only Alaska, Eurasia, and Africa remain (obviously without coasts). 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd bigger one in China (will be split in half; radiation!); 3rd biggest will be in the USA (Greek Orthodox monk Elidiy from Africa); forgive me.
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  • 2 months ago

    We are in the transition from Age of Pisces to Aquarius. 

    Zodiac ages each last about 2200 years, moving in retrograde. 

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    >To clarify, NO astrology records are kept. Pass or present.,

    WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!  First off it's "past" not "pass" secondly all sorts of records are kept.  Every heard of books?  In fact ancient Babylonians kept all sorts of records on clay tablets that still survive and tell us how they understood astrology.  Do you always rely on your imagination for your facts?  I think you do. 

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    "Like everything in astrology, there’s no universal agreement."

    Except that this lack of agreement is among the astronomers.  I have to admit, In my entire life, I've never met a person or persons more ignorant of what they criticize than the clowns writing under the name Chain Lightning.  You guys are really funny, if blind bigotry can ever be said to be funny.

    The so called ages have to do with the constellations - NOT the signs.  In order to determine what "age" we are in, we have to know where the boundary is between the constellation Pisces and the constellation Aquarius.  That is the province of astronomers, but they don't agree on everything either.  

    Here is how this works. The first day of Spring is the day that the Sun in its apparent motion "hits" the astronomical point where the ecliptic intersects with the celestial equator in the east.  Each time the Sun hits that point, a new year begins. Using the zodiac used by astronomers, which they change periodically, we note the position of the fixed stars "behind" the that point.  For the past 2000 years or so, that point, let's call it the vernal point, is "within" the fixed stars of the constellation Pisces.  Due to the precession of the equinoxes that point appears to move backwards against the fixed stars, roughly one-degree of arc every 72 years. At some point it is at the beginning of the constellation Pisces and will one day "enter" the last degree of the constellation Aquarius.  Obviously when that occurs depends on where the boundary between the two constellations is determined to be.  In fact - no one knows, not the astronomers or the astrologers.  Any boundary decided by any group is arbitrary and one has no greater claim on legitimacy than any other.  There are no lines in space to help us out.  So if the arbitrary line has been crossed and the vernal point is "in" Aquarius, then we are in the age of Aquarius.  If, as some say, the vernal point hasn't reached that arbitrary boundary, then we are still in the age of Pisces.

    That the change will happen someday is undeniable, but what of it?  Let us assume this age business has merit in astrology.  Whatever it is supposed to mean, it will take so long to unfold that we'll all be long dead before anyone has a handle on it. On the other hand, if I'm right, it doesn't mean a damn thing. In fact, if it wasn't for the musical "Hair" not too many astrologers would be aware of it. It will not affect your Sun sign.  It will not affect your chart. In fact even if you are aware of whatever it is that is supposed to "mean," it will happen so slowly that you won't be aware of it happening, but your descendants, hundreds of years from now, might get a handle on it.  2000+ years is a long, long time and that's how long it will take to get through Aquarius depending on where we spot its boundary lines.

    Quick example: the age of Pisces begins roughly with the birth of Jesus.  Christianity, as these people never tire of telling us, is symbolized by the fishes, i.e. Pisces.  Christ was crucified about 30 AD, Christianity didn't get real well organized until about 300 years after that, and it didn't dominate Europe for another 500+ or so years. Never mind that the age of Pisces is in effect for the entire globe including all the non-Christian parts. 

    Too bad you won't be around when the age of Capricorn is debated.  You see, the constellations Aquarius and Capricorn overlap each other.  Good luck picking out the borders of those two. 

    If you've read this far, that could mean you have an interest in this, then I suggest you hunt around for a copy of "The Great Year" by Nicholas Campion. It is a ponderous tome, and it might not hold your interest, but it has everything there is to know about these astrological ages. It might cost you nearly $50 for a used copy, though.  Happy Hunting. 

    And all you Chain Lightning guys, instead of doing this, try to get a date.  Socializing is much more fun than trying to earn the title of class grump.  ***********************************************************The Genius has either been replaced or has a proof reader.  Still ignorant as hell though."The only people that are serious about astrology are those who stand to profit. They have no desire to show astrology works and how it works. Belief is better than knowing. "And you know this how?? I know lots of astrologers who seriously study the subject and don't make a dime from it.  You wouldn't know an astrologer if you were introduced to one.  You made this up, like you make up everything you claim to know abou astrology.

    "Capricornus is the constellation name. "The Latinized version of Capricorn - duh."Nothing exists between astrology and Christianity mythology. Jesus was referred as a fisherman. One fish doesn’t make a Pisces connection."I take it back.  The grammar is just as bad as ever, and so is the lack of knowledge and reading ability.   Early Christians to avoid persecution used to hold religious services hidden in private residences.  They let each other know where they were held by using the symbol of two fishes on or near the entrance way.  They didn't do this because they were closet astrologers, moron. Back to school, for you, boy.

    "Fifty bucks for a used book? Guessing it wasn’t a ground breaking best seller or a library staple. When does it come out in paperback?"Tightwad, too eh?  That is the paperback. Poor selling books are cheap. The $50 price tag, one of the ones in less than outstanding condition, is the result of supply and demand. I've spent way more than $50 for books that I want. I must be one of those wealthy astrologers fleecing old ladies.  You must still be on an allowance.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Like everything in astrology, there’s no universal agreement. This is undefined time period. It may have started many years ago, just starting about now, or not until centuries from now.

    To clarify, NO astrology records are kept. Pass or present. What worldwide group of people or company would have paid employees to collect and store information on magic? Name it. Won’t be a not for profit.

    The only people that are serious about astrology are those who stand to profit. They have no desire to show astrology works and how it works. Belief is better than knowing.

    Capricornus is the constellation name. Nothing exists between astrology and Christianity mythology. Jesus was referred as a fisherman. One fish doesn’t make a Pisces connection. 

    Fifty bucks for a used book? Guessing it wasn’t a ground breaking best seller or a library staple. When does it come out in paperback?

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  • 2 months ago

    Astrologically no one has been keeping records long enough to know when we'll exactly enter into it assuming you use 30 degrees per sign but I think, at the moment it's fairly safe to assume we're not in it yet.

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  • Snoopy
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Age of Pisces. Aquarius is supposedly the last age I was told. 

  • Danny
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    Pisces starts on 19th February, so we are currently in Aquarius.

    • Aquarius 1011
      Lv 6
      2 months agoReport

      Zodiac ages, each lasting about 2200 years, moving in retrograde. 

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  • 2 months ago

    Am thinking Pisces. Millennials are the age of Pisces. Because our parents (boomers) were in the age of Aquarius. Might be wrong.

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