I was eating some tree bark but a squirrel started slapping me. Why did the squirrel start slapping me? He didn't own the bark. What gives?

Like, it wasn't even his bark it should've been fair game.

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  • 1 month ago

    Its quite simple-

    The squirrel had a nest, with young in it, and you were getting too close to it! The squirrel was pawing you, as a way to defend its young and its home.

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  • Snoopy
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    So cute. I finally saw one in so long today. 

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    You would start slapping him too if he started nibbling on your pizza.

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  • 1 month ago

    He was trying to keep you from putting his nuts in your mouth

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  • JimZ
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    I was handing a squirrel a nut the other day and he grabbed my finger and the nut fell and he actually made me bleed with his sharp little claws.  I'm glad he decided to resist slapping because that would hurt.  

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  • MARK
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Oh, you've escaped again have you. I'll inform the hospital.

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  • 1 month ago

    The fibre has got to your brain. You're talking ****.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Squirrels do not slap. You must be hallucinating. They may bite, but not slap.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    He was afraid his nuts were next.

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  • Mandy
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    He’s just another someone who doesn’t like you, either.

    • realgandhi1 month agoReport

      Bro we've been tight for years I don't know what happened. I gave him an acorn for Christmas too

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