How can I find out who is the mother of my child?

Yes, I am making a joke.  Say something funny.

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  • 9 months ago

    When the baby is out of your belly then you find it out. However if it chooses to have a third gender then it is they. 

  • 9 months ago

    It should be listed on the birth certificate. 

    I assume she was there at the time. 

  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    9 months ago

    You didn't have to look at her co-maker in action, why worry now.

  • anand
    Lv 5
    9 months ago

    First make sure that you are its father.

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  • martin
    Lv 5
    9 months ago

    To be sure,remove your penis after nine months 

  • RR
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    You should have asked her name at the time.

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Your gonna haz ta sue Michael Jackson.

  • 9 months ago

    You will have to do a blood test.

  • 9 months ago

    So its a joke is it ? I though you were suffering some form insnity. Thanks for telling me.

  • 9 months ago

    Get a BLACKLIGHT and SWAB for SAMPLES......😂😂😂😂

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