On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....?

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  • 9 months ago
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    himself...YAY!!!!!!!

  • 9 months ago

    A smack around my head she did lol.

  • 9 months ago

    A pack of 20 condoms.....I said what are these for.....She said... You told me i was going to have great fvcking at Christmas....No.... I said you were going to have the  best fvcking Christmas ever.

  • Guber
    Lv 5
    9 months ago

    An icy snowball - she's  bit of a cold beech.

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  • Binks
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    A bird to eat and a pear.

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    a partridge in a pear tree

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    An alimony check in the mail on Christmas. I'll be going to jail after Christmas if I don't pay it. Jesus Christ.

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    One severed hand

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