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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesHistory · 1 month ago

Why did Winston Churchill attack Pearl Harbor in 1941?

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  • 1 month ago

    It was not churchill

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  • 1 month ago

    He didn't Japan did.

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  • 1 month ago

    Because FDR said Benny Hill was not as funny as Jerry Lewis. That did it--the British attacked by sending a British Armada led by Admiral Bernard "Legs in Shorts" Montgomery aboard the HMS Monty Python. The ship docked in the Gulf of Don Ho, launching over a million pounds of Haggis at Pearl Harbor's Canoe Fleet. The first casualty was the USS Magnum P.I. 

    The British forces, with their rotten teeth and bad breath, were too much for the US military, but this just awoke the sleeping bear, and FDR dropped and detonated a bomb above Great Britain and Scotland, flooding the British empire with toothpaste, floss, toothbrushes, and Listerine, effectively ending the war because no one knew what to do with these strange objects. 

    • The Americans were not able to counter attack owing to the average weight of each citizen being in the region of 600 lbs. Those that could threw pansy's and minced along the battle field. Jerry Lewis funny? a contradiction of terms. He was either Jerry Lewis or funny, not both.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.  Winston Churchill was British.  Read up on history before you make this claim.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Perhaps he wanted to eat some sexy, lean sailors.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    His television broke and he needed entertainment. 

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  • Zheia
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    1 month ago

    It was because Stalin invaded Clacton On Sea.

  • Prince
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    1 month ago

    Winnie had always had a secret desire to dress up as a Japanese pilot and participate in a Japanese raid on the US. 

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Yet another troll posting stupid questions.

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  • 1 month ago

    Because FDR called him a wanker

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