RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 10 months ago

If you start liking the background music in supermarkets, is it a sign that you are getting old?

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  • 10 months ago
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    Yes,I told someone in an elevator,just the other day,''The music in here ROCKS.!''

  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Heheheh...exactly.  As you shop it is both enjoyable and worrisome all at the same time. 

  • 10 months ago

    No. You've just been exposed to it too long, it has killed your ear.

    Your ear will never be the same.

    Oh my.

    But I have a cure for you!  Say "hear my words in your ear"  5 times. A magic bunny will appear and grant you 5 wishes. If bunny does not come, pet bunny faster. (Do it!) Now say "in your ear"  ten times fast.  then come back and tell us how that went.

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Sub-lime-anal messages,RR..

    They pump out subliminal messages,to make you want to buy more stuff;

    Which is why I use ear plugs.

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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Thats just the Prozac workin, as it should.

  • 10 months ago

    actually, it was an Italian supermarket, where I heard a song over the loudspeaker, and some  female Pop tart was singing about "sucking her d*ck". 

    I just kind of stopped.......and was like...........

    "did she just say what I *thought* she said? " 

    and it turned out..........yes, that's precisely what she said. 

    and indeed, at that moment, I suddenly felt like I was  104 years old. 

    Turned out to be Ke$ha  , if anyone is interested. 

    and my second question was........."Who the HELL is Ke$ha? "

    and is the S key on her keyboard broken, or is that intentional? 

  • 10 months ago

    Never heard a voice since being deaf.

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Well, what am I supposed to do when I hear them playing The Backstreet Boys, not sing? (And annoy everyone in the supermarket in the process)

  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    i have never noticed background music in supermarkets. I have noticed it in high street stores like Topman and River Island

  • 10 months ago

    You could be - if you’re hearing sings from the past that you recognize and haven’t heard in a number of years, yes.

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