How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It’s time to settle this debate. My conclusion is that a woodchuck would chuck no wood even if he could chuck wood.

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  • 10 months ago

    I wouldn't know., how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

    I'm a weasel, not a woodchuck. 

  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Woodchucks are actually just rodents. And the only wood they're willing to chuck is when they occasionally find a telephone pole to gnaw down, because they think it'd be funny to mess with us.

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  • A wood chuck worth his union dues would chuck three or four, then say "Chuck it!" and go have a beer.

  • 10 months ago

    its the beaver that chucks wood

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Don’t mach me,but Chuck Yeager chucks wood faster then the speed of sound..

  • 10 months ago

    I think you're right.

    A woodchuck would not chuck any wood, because he is tired of being labelled and just wants to be accepted for who he is.

  • 10 months ago

    Chuck Norris would chuck more woods than a woodchuck could chuck woods.

  • 10 months ago

    I disagree. The woodchuck could chuck a lot of wood if the woodchuck could chuck wood. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree...

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