RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

If a monumental mason made a spelling error on a headstone, would it be a grave mistake?

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  • 8 months ago
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    Mr Spanks was buried with his wife Katherine.  The mason missed out the 'and' so the headstone read Ronald Spanks his beloved wife Katherine.

  • 8 months ago

    Yes , the whole Yard would laugh upon it , instead of crying in Scotland Yard.

  • 8 months ago

    Yorkhire joke :

    A man has lost his wife. He tells the sexton to put on her headstone " She was Thine" (ie God's - she was very religious).

    But when he comes to look at the stone, it says "She was thin".

    "For God's sake put an E on it !"

    So when the man comes back the inscription reads : "Ee she was thin".

  • 8 months ago

    It's usually because their STONED......😂😂😂😂

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Yes,but not as big of a mistake as the coroner

    made on HEAD-STONE Mick Jagger.. 

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes, and he should bury his head in his hands.

    Unless he just did it for interrtainment.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    It would be, but due to their chiselled good looks & chipper personalities people learn to forgive masonry errors

  • 8 months ago

    Yes,if he misspelled Janet Hoar,it could be a monumental mental  mistake.

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