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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 month ago

If a monumental mason made a spelling error on a headstone, would it be a grave mistake?

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    Mr Spanks was buried with his wife Katherine.Β  The mason missed out the 'and' so the headstone read Ronald Spanks his beloved wife Katherine.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes , the whole Yard would laugh upon it , instead of crying in Scotland Yard.

  • Yorkhire joke :

    A man has lost his wife. He tells the sexton to put on her headstone " She was Thine" (ie God's - she was very religious).

    But when he comes to look at the stone, it says "She was thin".

    "For God's sake put an E on it !"

    So when the man comes back the inscription reads : "Ee she was thin".

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    • RR
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      1 month agoReport

      The same man wanted the vet to look at his cat. The vet said "Is it a Tom?" The Yorkshireman said, "No, I brought him wimmee."

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  • 1 month ago

    It's usually because their STONED......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Pronk
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    1 month ago

    Yes,but not as big of a mistake as the coroner

    made on HEAD-STONE Mick Jagger..Β 

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes, and he should bury his head in his hands.

    Unless he just did it for interrtainment.

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    • polly
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      1 month agoReport

      You need to hold the shovel with both hands.Burying your head in your hands isn't an easy task in of itself

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  • polly
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    1 month ago

    It would be, but due to their chiselled good looks & chipper personalities people learn to forgive masonry errors

    • RR
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      1 month agoReport

      They are a chip off the old block.

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes,if he misspelled Janet Hoar,it could be a monumental mentalΒ  mistake.

    • RR
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      1 month agoReport

      Maybe he could tart it up a bit.

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