You have accidently shot dead the family pet dog while out hunting rabbits, how are you to pacify your nearest/dearest?

Answer 1

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Would never happen because I'm not a cruel a$$hole who shoots rabbits. Sad it wasn't your tiny balls that were shot instead. Though then again, this is just a fake TROLL story, loser.

Answer 2

I would visit a novelty shop and buy some clip-on rabbit ears. I would then put them on the dog and blame the entire incident on the dog's weird sense of humour.

Answer 3

How about shooting yourself in the foot? Then you can claim the gun went off by accident.

How in hell did you shoot a dog. Dude your really lucky it was your own. 

Consider giving up your gun(s) you should not be using one when you shoot other things by "accident".

Answer 4

guns are for grown ups

Answer 5

Tell the truth and beg for forgiveness.

Answer 6

I could shoot Tom

Answer 7

Tell em i gotra dig a hole. If they complain, i can make it two

Answer 8

Get the dog stuffed and mounted.

Answer 9

maybe buy them a new dog. good luck Tom.

Answer 10

you could shoot your own dog to even it out