What’s the absolute sickest joke you know?

As the title says ^

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  • 4 months ago

     I like babies but..

     I can't eat a whole one.

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  • 4 months ago

    What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    - The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

    - You take out the pizza...in one piece.

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  • Dv8s
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    The sickest joke that I can repeat here is, Where do you find a dog with no legs? Same place you left him.

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  • 4 months ago

    Jokes about miscarriage. 

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Um,,,,,,,I have one.

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  • 4 months ago

    One night from the crypt of St,Giles came a cry that resounded for miles

    Said the Vicar 'Good gracious has Father Ignatius forgotten the Bishop has piles.

    There was a young fellow called Giles who had diarrhoea,consumption and piles

    And on top of all these he had venereal disease.You could smell the poor bugger for miles.

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  • succor
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    What do you call a guy who's deaf?

    Anything you like he can't hear you.

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    What's red, sits in the corner and cries??

    A baby playing with razor-blades.

    • Dv8s
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      Ouch, lol.                                         .

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  • 4 months ago

    What's worse than a cat caught in a tree? Half a cat caught in a tree.

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  • "Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk

    I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore,

    children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You

    know what I say? f___ the children!"

    Source(s): George Carlin
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