What types of things do you say when you’re getting arrested?

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    I'm the wife of an American spy - sorry, I mean diplomat - and I have diplomatic immunity even if I did kill someone.

  • You look like a glazed man or is it old fashioned?

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    I have never been arrested 

  • 2 weeks ago

    It’s mostly non-verbal but I may shush-shush them and gently place my index finger over their lips. 

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  • 2 weeks ago

    - She said she was 18. Are you really Chris Hansen?

    - My buddy Jeffrey Epstein said this place was legit.

    - That's not coke, that's baking powder--I'm a baker. I always buy it here on this corner...from that guy.

    - Officer, did you see a tall man? He sold me this bag of weed, but he didn't give me the right change.

    - I was checking for unlocked windows--I'm on the neighborhood watch. I always wear a ski mask.

    - We weren't having sex in the back seat, I was showing her how to do push-ups and my pants slipped down.

    - I'm not a peeping tom, I was making sure no one else was staring into her window while she was naked.

    - Them empy cams of beers liquor don't belong to mine. Me taking them to bicycle them. Me like to bicycle for spending monkey. I no drink tonight. Me no like beer.

    - Occifer, arrest that man! He stole my haircut!

  • 2 weeks ago

    "I swear drinkstable, I haven't had a **** all night"

  • 2 weeks ago

    Ive never been arrested but if I was I know Id be crying lol

  • 2 weeks ago

    Never been arrested darlin.

  • 2 weeks ago

    well i've never been arrested but i'd probably say "but officer, you must have me confused with someone else"

  • Rick
    Lv 6
    2 weeks ago

    DON'T TASE ME, BRO!

  • David
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Other than your basic identifiers - name, age, address, etc. the only thing you should be saying to the police is, "I would like to have a lawyer present before answering any more questions."

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