Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 8 months ago

It is I, the fecal fairy! I've come to grant you three wishes. What will they be?

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    1. Make all the toilets in the world permanently clean after each use.

    2. Make factories that burn feces to produce electricity.

    3. Turn into Legal Fairy!

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    My primary one would be to never be constipated again.

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Get off the internet, little boi. Your Mummy's coming upstairs with her hairbrush for you bare b**t

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  • reme_1
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Get off the computer and go back to bed. Your mommy is coming to check on you.

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  • 8 months ago

    1. A nympho FWB who is the dominant one and into bondage. 2. Win the lottery. 3. Live until my 100th birthday with no major medical issues. 

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  • 8 months ago

    First wish:  An end to retarded anonymous trolls on this site.

    Grant that one, and I'll let you know what the other two are.  Hint:  One of them is Beyoncé only without vocal cords.

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  • 8 months ago

    I want to know will you remember asking this question when you're on your death bed and wanting just an extra 5 minutes before dying? Or will you have completely forgotten all the useless troll things you did?

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  • 8 months ago

    **** on my face daddy

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  • 8 months ago

    I want to die.

    I want to die.

    I want to die.

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