Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 4 weeks ago

Why did Donald Trump eat my son’s birthday cake?

Donald Trump was working at the bakery in Walmart. I ordered a cake, and when I came back, he had the frosting all over his face and he told me he ate it. Why is trump so mean?

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  • Manny
    Lv 5
    4 weeks ago
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    Because Trump is a total alpha-male, and your son is a beta-cuck. That's what he gets for relying on others to fulfill his desires. Also, this is a good opportunity to de-snowflake your son, as anything given is worthless.

    Now, go buy him a .22 and teach him to scavenge his own food like a true red-blooded American, just like Trump.

    Source(s): LOL…
  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Are you sure he ate it with his mouth?

  • Yes
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Guess that's the only job he could get after destroying our country.

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