Spanish speakers? What does this picture say?

Question

Update:

Quieren estar en close friends? Voy a subir pura mamada 

Si / No Iu

Answer 1

The hell if I know.

Answer 2

They want to be close friends. I'm going to climb pure blowjub. Yes or no

Answer 3

It speaks a thousand words. Can't be bothered to write them all down.