Describe an object in a straight forward way and then describe that same object in a way that is difficult to understand?

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Anonymous · Answer

An object that has a back and four legs, but no body.
A piece of furniture upon which to sit.

Land-shark · Answer

I don't think I can beat Jabberwocky!

Nevertheless:

A Broom is a brush with a long handle.

This thing has a hundred legs, but cannot stand. It has a long neck, but no head. It cannot see, and it helps keep your house neat and tidy.

Bill B · Answer

It was in the afternoon and there were strange creatures milling around and making noises.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.