What does Anfield Aces do in his shed?

Answer 1

Best answer

He had a crystal ball surrounded by red scarves. He looks up to the heavens and asks the football gods what tripe to write on here and how far he can go winding people up. I was outside it yesterday and I heard the words "Watch out For Leicester" and there was a large crack of thunder. Spooky or what, not half 

Answer 2

He's a Scouser so probably wanks off to pictures of the champions League trophy.

Answer 3

He gets hacked while working there

Answer 4

smoke plenty of bongs hopefully....