When my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork and pretend she's in jail?

Question

It heals me spiritually.

Darren · Accepted Answer

How do you know that she is the one in jail and it's not you?

anand · Answer

What an arresting thought!

Big Kahuna · Answer

Well,does she ever look at you through a pair of scissors?

Yoi and Double Yoi · Answer

I just crush her head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw11cBhTJRY

18 gibbs 20 · Answer

This is absolutely brilliant.

Anonymous · Answer

That is a sentence, not a question.

Tublet Huglet · Answer

My husband demotes me to "KirsNINE" instead of "KirsTEN" when he's displeased with me.

cuxi · Answer

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Kathy · Answer

She probably wishes you were in jail sometimes.

Anonymous · Answer

Good for you for finding a way to ease the pain