Anonymous asked in Science & MathematicsMedicine · 1 month ago

I want to go to the ER and have them think they need to do some sort of exploratory surgery or just any surgery. What symptoms can I fake ? ?

What symptoms can I fake that Would make them think I need surgery for that Cant be proven not true and I would like to stay at least 1 night. Don’t say that I need help because I don’t care what u think. If u have a legit answer then say it if u don’t then leave . 

5 Answers

  • sasha
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favorite Answer

    You can complain of any number of things, but you need to do some research.

    Research the symptoms of appendicitis for example.

  • 1 month ago

    tell them you're confused about your sexuality

  • 1 month ago

    Well, you could fake being blind, deaf, fake being gay, fake being a necrophiliac, fake having triskaidekaphobia, fake being vegan, fake being bald (shave), fake being lactose intollerant (ouch my tummy hurts, no more milk), fake being in love just to get a free place to live (you must be female for this to work), you could just keep barking like a dog, fake pedophilia (where dem kydz at?)

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Attention seeking at it's finest. Wasting doctors/nurses time, using up resources not actually needed, using up a hospital bed someone else, who might I add, would actually need it.

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  • 1 month ago

    Complain that you feel intense pain in the lower abdomen on the right side and they might think you have appendicitis

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