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Anonymous asked in Science & MathematicsMedicine · 8 months ago

I want to go to the ER and have them think they need to do some sort of exploratory surgery or just any surgery. What symptoms can I fake ? ?

What symptoms can I fake that Would make them think I need surgery for that Cant be proven not true and I would like to stay at least 1 night. Don’t say that I need help because I don’t care what u think. If u have a legit answer then say it if u don’t then leave . 

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  • 8 months ago
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    You can complain of any number of things, but you need to do some research.

    Research the symptoms of appendicitis for example.

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  • 8 months ago

    tell them you're confused about your sexuality

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  • 8 months ago

    Well, you could fake being blind, deaf, fake being gay, fake being a necrophiliac, fake having triskaidekaphobia, fake being vegan, fake being bald (shave), fake being lactose intollerant (ouch my tummy hurts, no more milk), fake being in love just to get a free place to live (you must be female for this to work), you could just keep barking like a dog, fake pedophilia (where dem kydz at?)

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Attention seeking at it's finest. Wasting doctors/nurses time, using up resources not actually needed, using up a hospital bed someone else, who might I add, would actually need it.

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Complain that you feel intense pain in the lower abdomen on the right side and they might think you have appendicitis

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