Berkeley asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 year ago

why is my urine bright green and have purple dots?

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  • Mark
    Lv 5
    1 year ago
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    You've been sucking off Barney the Dinosaur.

  • 1 year ago

    You're a martian.

  • 1 year ago

    Because you are not taking your medications.

  • 1 year ago

    Stop taking the tablets.

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  • balan
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Why not go to a pathologist and get the urine analysed to clear about your visual findings.Regards.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    You shouldn't have bought that dope off the street corner.

  • 1 year ago

    You are colour blind

  • 1 year ago

    You should see your Dr. if your urine is that colour.

  • 1 year ago

    ..Too late! I've called the Men in Black.. you've been infected with an alien disease which is fatal!

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    sounds like DTs ( delirious tremens ) . . have you recently stopped drinking booze ?

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