why is my urine bright green and have purple dots?

Answer 1

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You've been sucking off Barney the Dinosaur.

Answer 2

You're a martian.

Answer 3

Because you are not taking your medications.

Answer 4

Stop taking the tablets.

Answer 5

Why not go to a pathologist and get the urine analysed to clear about your visual findings.Regards.

Answer 6

You shouldn't have bought that dope off the street corner.

Answer 7

You are colour blind

Answer 8

You should see your Dr. if your urine is that colour.

Answer 9

..Too late! I've called the Men in Black.. you've been infected with an alien disease which is fatal!

Answer 10

sounds like DTs ( delirious tremens ) . . have you recently stopped drinking booze ?